Monday, April 27, 2015

Sick. And Tired.

Yep. Amelia is still sick. Took her to the doctor today and the pediatrician said, "Lungs are clear. Bring her back on Wednesday if she still has a fever." Meanwhile, I'm screaming in my head...

I KNOW SHE'S GOING TO HAVE A FEVER ALL THE WAY THROUGH WEDNESDAY! SO MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO MISS FOUR DAYS OF SCHOOL BECAUSE WE NEED TO WAIT AND SEE! IMMA WAIT AND SEE ALL UP IN HUR IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME SOME 'CILLIN!

Sweet Brown is my spirit animal, y'hear?

I suppose Chicago is cold. I found out that DirecTV has BBC World News 24/7 on channel 346. So, Fox News has been unceremoniously dumped (SUCK ON THAT, ELISABETH HASSELBECK!). As part of the BBC World News broadcast, they give world-wide weather reports. In Celsius. Except for us poor, backwater Yanks, and they give us Celsius and then Fahrenheit. Because we're pitiful. And Jimmy Carter sucks. But that's another story for another day.

I've decided that I need to make the Celsius transition therefore, I'm here to inform you that it's 9-degrees C in Chicago tonight.

This transition is gonna suck. (PS Woodstock is 16-degrees C right now.)

We haven't gone to see the great-niece, yet. Have no idea when we'll be able to go. Have I mentioned that having three kids who regularly catch whatever bubonic plague is going around is a real style-cramper?

Anyway, it's a little after 9PM. Enjoy being on God's Time (as my western-Kentucky friend Claire used to call Central Time) and talk at you tomorrow!

DA BEARS, YA'LL!!!!

Side note: I'm pretty sure the kid in this video is still a virgin.